I guess that it's a debunked myth, but there was that story that when the guy that played Hercules said his lines, he acted out the direction of "disappointed", by giving a verbal 110% rendition. Go on. Give yourself a laugh and to hell with the people who swear it didn't happen like that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O1hM-k3aUY
Anywho, I bought the AvoSeedo, shown below.
I also have the indoor MiracleGro indoor garden. I'm currently growing lettuce. Yup, I just waltz on past it some days and rip off a leaf. Mmm. Organic.
Back to it.
The AvoSeedo (damn that's hard to type!) is made for mutant avocado pits, or I should be feeling significantly inadequate. You be the judge.
Plan B: Toothpicks. Add them to the Deserted Island Emergency Kit along with an unbent paperclip and ye olde duct tape.